Saturday, September 10, 2005

only in America

Even Though He Killed All Those Black People!!"

September 10, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot

It is with a heavy heart that I write this from me to you today. As a
nation we have been disgraced, and I think every one of us ought to be

I am talking of course, about the awful human toll caused by the
Democraps blame-gaming after the flooding in Alabama and the city of
Louisiana <> killed a few measly
people who did not matter anyway.

Imagine, criticizing Our Great President just because tens of thousands
of people died after going nearly a week without help that was supposed
to come from FEMUR? What is wrong with some people? Whatever happened to
that American "Can't Do" spirit?

Is it not enough that Commissioner Brownie put out a press release
saying everything had gone allright after the storm? You would think so.
And yet people continued to complain any way, just because there was no
water, or food, or medicine after the flooding.

And yes, the Natural Guard was at the disaster in Iraq instead of being
at home helping with the disaster at home, but so what? Worse yet, some
people actually pointed to the money that was supposed to go to fix the
levys but went to Iraq instead, and complained out loud, like they had
as much right to it as Halliburton does!


By the way, all those people who have been carrying on for months about
troops in Iraq not having armored humvees can be quiet now. Our Great
Vice President Dick Cheney had no problem finding one

Speaking of Commissioner Brownie, it is very unfair that Mrs. Brown
Rosenfeld keeps calling him "Commissioner Horseflop." Yes, he was in
charge of the show horse association, and yes, he got into a fight with
horse owners over horse bottoms, and yes, he got fired and the
association went out of business, and yes, he lied on his resume, but as
George W. said, he was doing a Hell of a job. In fact, Hell is exactly
what most Americans would of described his accomplishments as.

Well now the finger pointers and hysterical liberals and moderates have
got their way, and Commissioner Brownie has not been fired. I hope they
are happy now!

Instead some Coast Guard guy will be in charge of doing Brownie's job
and Brownie will remain as head of FEMUR, only not doing what he was
doing before, whatever that was.

The new Homely Secretary of Security, Michael Shirtoff, said Brownie is
needed for other disasters. Is it not reassuring to think that he could
do for your city what he did for New Orleans? I feel safer already.

What is worst is that some people are calling Our Great President racist
just because he stayed on vacation while black people were dying.
Amazing! Do those people really think that if he had stopped his
vacation and made sure the flood victims got taken care of that they
wouldn't have been inferior?

Our Great President has not got a racist bone in his body, said Ben
Stein, and he would know since he is a Jew, which is almost as bad as a

I mean it! President Bush is not racist, and neither is his mother, who
was not laughing at the flood victims but with them, if they had only
been laughing at the time. Some people said that Our Great President was
racist when he visited Bob Jones University, and some people said he was
racist because he would not visit with the NAACP (and who can blame
him?) and now some people are saying he is racist just because there are
tens of thousands of black people. And you know who those people are,
too, and they are the same sort of malcolm tents who went around telling
blacko-Americans in the sixties that they were unhappy and causing unrest.

Would Haley Barbour be associating
<> with George
W. if he was a racist? Arrest my case!

And who is not outraged about that San Francisco LIEberal Nancy Pelosi
calling Our Great President "oblivious, in denial, and dangerous" just
because he asked out loud what went wrong with FEMUR. How dare she say
he is "oblivious, in denial, and dangerous" just because so many people

And nothing shows how "oblivious, in denial, and dangerous" Pelosi is
then her telling
<> the lady on
CNN "if you want to make a case for the White House, you should go on
their payroll." How does she know she is not on their payroll already,
like that good black person Armstrong Williams was? I ask you? Should
not she go find out before she starts throwing around accusations like

Perhaps the worst part of all this blame-gaming is that it is
distracting attention from Our Great President's celebration of the
happiest day in American history, September 11. It is going to be the
fourth anniversary of that occasion, and instead of helping out with the
exciting Cliff Blatt concert or signing up to be prescreened to take
part in the Freedom March
some people are still complaining "Where's Osama?" and "Where's the
anthrax killer?" as if that matters. Or else they are complaining
because the money that was supposed to help the money grubbing
people in New York City went to other people instead

Well, as a Republican Team Leader I will be there marching proudly, and
I have even got a new brown shirt for the event. I am even working on a
special armband!

So there!

Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader (which I did too buy that
brown shirt, I just do not have the receipt if you want to see it). If
you would like to help him show up Our Great Presiudent, you can reach
him at <>.


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