Friday, June 30, 2006

BREAKING NEWS

Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum is said to have evidence of UFOs in
Grovers Mill, New Jersey. Based on these findings Santorum is sponsoring
a Senate bill authorizing the National Guard to seize control of New
Jersey and kill all aliens from space believed to have escaped from the
Grovers Mill UFOs. Santorum said the aliens that landed in Grovers Mill
are the greatest threat to freedom since the Dixie Chicks.

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